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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
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Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
English is really crazy
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The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
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Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...