Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...