What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law