Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...