Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...