Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...