The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...