Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...