Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...