Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...