What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...