Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!