A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!