Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...