What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!