Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...