Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...