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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...