CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
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Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
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Goodbye To Bin Laden
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Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...