Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...