What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.