When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...