Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill