Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...