Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...