grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...