Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...