Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...