What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...