Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...