What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...