Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...