Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...