Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...