Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...