How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket