Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...