Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!