The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...