Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...