Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...