Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...