Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...