How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!