Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!