George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
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Great reason to drink beer!
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Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
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Put-Downs
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Anagrammar!
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New officer efficiency
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“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...