Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.