The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...