50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”