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Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
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Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...